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Listen, I’m not saying your Maine Coon kitten needs a therapist and a coming-of-age mixtape before getting snipped, but hear me out: letting that floofy feline blossom naturally before jumping into a surgical glow-down might just be the cat’s meow.

Why rush to neuter when your kitten hasn’t even figured out how to majestically saunter across the kitchen without tripping over its own tail? These majestic beasts are basically the luxury SUVs of the cat world—they need time to bulk up, fluff out, and emotionally prepare for world domination. Cutting their hormonal storyline short before six months? That’s like pulling the plug on a drama series mid-season.

Letting them experience puberty—yes, with all the weird stretches, moody stares, and late-night yowls—is essential for:

• 💪 Maximum Maine Coon glory muscles

• 🧶 The coat texture of dreams (silky, bouffant, runway-ready)

• 😼 Attitude development, because how else will they perfect their “I own you, human” gaze?

Now, of course spaying and neutering are crucial—we love responsible cat parenting. But snipping before they hit their dramatic stride? That’s like debuting a perfume line before picking the bottle design. Give them time to become the aristocats they were born to be.

And trust me, once they hit two pounds and stop zooming like caffeinated gremlins, they’ll be ready for their “grown-up” debut—surgery sash, tiny tux, and all.

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